I think I finished this drink about two hours ago, and although I didn't chug it all at once (maybe that's where the alternative energy is supposed to come from) I would think that all of its fancy ingredients and fancy physician developed formula would ensure that I would not be ready to take a nap a mere two hours after consumption. Maybe if I hadn't had the drink, I would be fast asleep! That must be it--it is not that the drink doesn't really have any effect whatsoever, rather that I am expecting to be energized when I should be happy just to be awake!
Thank you, function. Thank you.